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    Gas Drilling in Johnson Co.

    Paloma sells leases to Chesapeake, will lease for Chesapeake

    Gasrig Paloma Resources, a relatively new entrant to the Barnett Shale that has been among the most aggressive bidders for leases in Tarrant County, has agreed to sell mineral rights leases covering about 8,600 net acres in Tarrant and Johnson counties to Chesapeake Energy, one of the busiest drillers in the vast natural gas field.

    Net acreage refers to the amount of land one party has under lease after accounting for other parties’ ownership stakes in the same property. Terms were not disclosed.

    Paloma, based in Houston, also entered into a land services agreement that calls for it to lease mineral rights on behalf of Chesapeake in certain areas of Tarrant County, the companies reported.

    Chesapeake already has similar agreements covering various parts of the county with Dale Property Services, by far the most active leasing company locally, as well as Four Sevens Oil Co. and Western Production Co.

    Chesapeake, based in Oklahoma City, said it has more than 1,000 landmen and lease brokers working in Tarrant, Johnson and western Dallas counties on its behalf.

    -- Jim Fuquay

    Not Crazy About Going To The Laundry Either

     Since I messed up the day I went to WalMart & bought frozen food, I had to drive all the way back into town the next day to do my laundry. First time in 40 years I haven't had my own washer/dryer and I hate poking money into those machines.  Still there's a new one behind HEB with all new machines, so I'm at least thankful for that.

    Had to make two trips to get the laundry, detergent, bleach & Spray & Wash to the car & again into the Laundry.  Also had to figure out how things worked because absolutely everyone packed into that place were Spanish.  Finally got 2 loads started ($1.00 each for the 10 lb. loads), then found a fairly so-so empty chair to sit in while I waited.  The chair was one of those canvas lawn chairs that sink down low, but much easier on my back than the hard ones.

    It appeared everyone in there brought there kids with them, but there was a play room for them, separated by a glass wall so parents could keep there eyes on them.  Unfortunately, none of the kids enjoyed the play room from the amount of loud screaming & crying I could hear.  I'm feel certain the shoppers at H E B could hear them too. Small comfort.  I never saw a parent approach the playroom, but every child in there came crying and running to mom or dad when something went wrong.  And each child wore flip-flops.  Remember how those sound when you run in them? As the kids only instruction from the parent was to get back into the playroom and because children don't want to go, they'd make an entire round of the laundry, running in those flip flops, stopping to scream at whichever other kid was following them and eventually make their way back to the playroom before yet another screaming, snot nosed kid came running & screaming out.

    Finally a couple with a baby & a little boy around age 2, sat down a few chairs from me.  The little boy had a pacifier sucker stuck in his mouth, which he apparently removed enough to have sticky stuff all over his clothes & hands.  I made the mistake of making eye contact with the little fellow and suddenly found myself his new best friend.  We waddled over to me, waving the sucker in my direction, squealed loudly and asked me something in Spanish.  I shrugged at him & replied, "I don't know" which didn't satisfy him a second. He kept rattling things at me, all the while waving his sucker & touching my knees which were beginning to appear read and sticky.  His parents weren't paying a minute of attention to the kid. Mom was loading clothes into 4 washers & Dad was walking the baby and jiggling him up & down in an attempt to make him stop crying.  The jiggling seemed to make the crying louder.

    Meanwhile, my little Spanish speaking friend was still hanging onto me, my chair, my purse......anything his sticky little hands could reach.  He obviously was asking me questions from sound of his voice and his look of expectation when he stopped talking.  Finally I told him "no espanol" which confused the heck out of him and caused him to stumble over to his mom, who by this time was on the cell phone, so here he'd come back to question me some more. Stuck to me like glue. Loudly, he proclaimed something that sounded like "pisa del gotto" which apparently means "wet floor" because he looked down and started crying, I looked down and saw a puddle all around his little feet.  My washers stopped, giving me an excuse to get up out of my chair.  Any idea how many tries to get my big rear out of one of those canvas, sinking to the floor chairs?  Answer: 3

    I took my clothes to the dryers, hoping to hide from my new little sticky, wet friend, but alas, he found me. By this time I'm ready to clobber whichever of his parents crosses my field of vision first.  Now the book I was reading had red sticky little spots on it and the kid's going for my water bottle.  I love small children and babies, but I need to know how one says, "Get lost, go away, I'm really a monster" in Spanish.

    As I drove out of the parking lot I happened to glance up at the sign in front of the laundry.  It proclaimed "PlayTime Laundry" in big letters.  I had to laugh at myself all the way home!

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    Bad News For Me

    I emailed by attorney yesterday & asked exactly when he filed the appeal for my disability benefits, so I'd have a "general" idea of when the hearing might be.  I had received a letter & some forms to fill out from him last month.  In the letter he stated, "Since we are getting close to a hearing date, I want to be sure I have this information updated.......they are now giving hearings from 8-12 months after you file the appeal." 
     
    I thought he filed for the appeal around last August so I should be hearing from Social Security any time now about a hearing date.  He answered my email today and told me he filed for the appeal in January, 2008 and that the DFW area is setting hearings on the average of 15 months after filing of the appeal, some times longer.  Then it takes about three months before we hear what the judge's reply is.
     
    Unless God performs a miracle, I will be completely out of money even before I get a hearing.  This means no car insurance, no tv convertor box, no internet, no cell phone, no money to pay the storage building where my furniture is & no medications. 
     
    My son is helping out as much as he can, considering the expenses he has for himself and Casey (who's due for braces).
     
    I truly want to thank the 4 or 5 friends who have sent me money over the past 6 months.  While it has been a Godsend, it's not something I can count on happening on a regular basis and I understand that.  I pray God blessing you for having cared.
     
    It looks like the internet will be the first thing to go, but my space here will remain.  When you notice that my blog is not being updated, you'll know I had to shut down the computer.  If I have access to any other computer,  I'll try to use it long enough to blog a "hello" to you.
     
    Don't know where I'd have been without my buddies.....please know how much I love each of you and how much you are appreciated.

    I Don't Like Wal-Mart

     

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    Last week, on Thursday, I needed to buy some groceries and add a basket full of laundry to do.  I don't like doing laundry now that my washer/dryer are in storage, but then I don't like going to Wal-Mart either. I couldn't put either off any longer, I decided. So in the hot Texas sun I pulled my car from the carport around to my front porch where I loaded the dirty clothes, the detergent, the bleach, the Spray & Wash, my purse, and my grocery list.  I headed the back way into Cleburne and this time managed finally to do it without my map.

    I try my best to get everything done in one trip to town, just to save on gas.  When I go the back way I come to Wal-Mart first, so I pulled in, circled the lot looking for a handicap spot, circled some more and some more (you know what it's like & I'm usually mad by the time I finally get parked!).  Once I was inside the store I had to sit & wait on an electric cart because there's no way I can walk up and down all those isles anymore.  Finally got one and then began the arduous process of weaving in and out of all those people with their screaming, running, bawling little children.  One in particular that seemed to follow right along behind me and you have no idea how bad I wanted to get hold of him for about 10 minutes. Why is it that people only run into other people they know in Wal-Mart? They stop in the middle of an aisle, chattering away like it's a family reunion, there were people on the other side of them wanting to get by and they were oblivious to our "excuse me's" so I finally had to use my little horn.  You have NO idea how much I don't like going to Wal-Mart.  I'd rather be somewhere scrubbing toilets.  Honest!

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    Picked up prescriptions at the Pharmacy counter, there was no line this time so I was relatively happy.  Drove the cart out to my car & put my groceries in the back end.  By now I'm "glowing" profusely (since we ladies don't sweat), thirsty and glad to be done with that.  I headed out of the lot behind Grandpa who had to drive slow enough to see all the outdoor plans, but I finally made it to Henderson St., turning in the direction of the laundry.  After sitting through one verrrry long red light, it dawned on me that I couldn't go to the laundry because I had frozen tv dinners in the back. Didn't know whether to laugh because I got to avoid the laundry, or cry because it meant I'd have to come back into town tomorrow!

    Gary Buckaloo (Jason's Navy Buddy)






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    Just A Quick Note, I Promise

    I just wanted to tell those of you who don't already know.......if you're interested, you can sign up for "Alerts" at the top of the page so you'll know if I add a blog or anything else new to my site.

    I just know all of you are glad to find that out so you won't miss a single thing I have to say!  Hey, this beats sitting on the porch conversing with the mice, rats, snakes, scorpions, yellowjackets & jackrabbits all day, trust me!  LOL

     


    Still Struggling

     

    Seems it's easier to want to change one's outlook than to actually stick with it.  I should be used to that by now, but I'm still bad about saying or "typing" things & sending them before I really stop and think.  Someone sent me an email the other night that was very friendly and positive, yet that person made the mistake of asking me how I am.  Had a bad day, so I told the person how I really am.

    Right after I sent it...immediately, in fact...I was reminded that I'm supposed to be working on keeping my attitude "positive" and "calling into being things that are not."  I thought I was doing well at that.  Now I see it's still a struggle with me. 

    My pessimistic attitude has been with me since I was young.  My motto was "prepare for the worst, then you won't be disappointed."  I don't know what caused me to adopt that attitude, a shrink (if I could afford one) would no doubt have a field day exploring my mind.  But several months ago I prayed really hard that God would help me conquer my pessimism.  He's been doing His part.  I keep slipping. Don't we all? Proves Christians are not perfect, just forgiven.

    On a positive note, I had introduced you to my "home" the other day (at great length, I'm ashamed to say - but I never did know when to shut up!).  I forgot to mention one thing.  When I first peeked into this place to see if I could live here, I was dismayed because it was so dirty, full of dead bugs & junk and a lot smaller than I expected.  But at the time I was just so thankful God had provided me with a roof over my head that I stayed optimistic about the whole thing.  I'd been blessed and I knew it.

    It was later, after I settled in that I first noticed that in one corner, up close to the ceiling is my fuse box (don't we always want to hide those??) and over it a thick cable came into the room, looped over the corner and went out another hole.  Thing is that whoever did it apparently punched a hole the size of his fist where the cable goes back outside.  So they fixed that by stuffing the hole with a bunch of white trash bags, then cut them off so there's just a wad of plastic up there about the size of a grapefruit. The wad is no longer very "white" but because of the dust that leaks in (and there's a bunch of that) and my nicotine use, it's become white & beige.  The more I looked at it in the following weeks anyone who knows me well would expect some derogatory remark about the mess.  Yet I found myself thinking....."If I had a ladder, I'd climb up there, paint that cable green & that wad of plastic deep rose and it would look like I had part of a flower garden coming through the cracks."  Now every time I glance at it I have to laugh because I now "see" it was a flower instead of the mess it really is.  I wonder if that's anything like calling into being things that are not?!

     

    Previous Blog

    It was last week, I believe, that I posted a different article about a man who was freed after 20+ years, because his DNA did not match that at the crime scene.  Here is yet another and it's all due to The Innocence Project and the people involved in testing the DNA of all these people who have been given the death penalty.
     
    Like I said before, I'd rather one guilty person go free, than to have one innocent person put to death.

    Ashley's Law

     

    Blair cleared in Ashley Estell's murder

    12:02 PM CDT on Wednesday, June 25, 2008

    Associated Press

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    Michael Blair

    DALLAS — The state's highest criminal appeals court has overturned the conviction of a man sent to death row for a 1993 child slaying that became known as the "Ashley's Killer" case.

    The Court of Criminal Appeals in Austin on Wednesday set aside the guilty verdict and death sentence given to Michael Blair.

    He was convicted in 1994 of strangling and molesting 7-year-old Ashley Estell in suburban Dallas. Ashley's death prompted state lawmakers to pass tough sexual-predator measures called "Ashley's Laws" requiring longer prison terms and public registration for sex offenders.

    Prosecutors acknowledged last month that DNA evidence does not implicate Blair and shows that another man may be the child's killer.

    Blair will remain in prison, however. He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences in the sexual assaults of other children in the early 1990s.

    Week 2

    So, okay.  Made it through week one not going over a pack a day.  Only time I had trouble was with my morning coffee & my coke that night, which means  have to either stay away from caffiene or be ever vigilant during those times.  It really helps if I stay busy and if I leave them across the room so I have to get up and go after them.
     
    Sure was a good feeling at the end of the week to look back at all the packages I'd used, pluck out the cigarettes I'd left each day & combine them into one pack.  Well, it wasn't a whole pack....some days I only had one left over, but that's okay.
     
    I'm giving this one pack a day another week, have to take this slow, then next week I'll try even harder by setting a lower amount per day.  Taking deep breaths helps and so does drinking lots of water.  Wish me luck!

    Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home

    I guess it's time to welcome you to my humble abode.  Even considering some of the houses we lived in while growing up, this one tops the cake.  Get a pencil & piece of paper & I'll show you around.  You could see all of this in a single glance from the door, but since you're unlikely to come visit, I'm giving you the guided tour.
     
    Draw a rectangle on your paper, draw a wooden front porch outside that reaches from end to end, add 3 wooden steps in the middle, a filty glider on one end & a round table (handmade) at the other.  Stick the door in the middle & come on in. (Shut the door so the yellowjackets & wasps don't follow you).  Now draw a day bed across one end up in the far corner.  Add a window over the foot of the bed. Draw a square table with a printer on it in the other corner with about 3 inches between the foot of the bed & the table.  Directly in front of the table draw another window with a folding chair sitting under it. Skip over about a foot and draw a large space heater wedged between the folding chair & the next piece of furniture which is a 2 shelf rolling cart with my tv & rabbit ears on it.  The two shelves below hold books.  The rabbit ears have to be splayed out into the room for some channels, but then I only get four or five channels. Right next to this table draw a door, skip over about three inches & draw a microwave cabinet with two doors at the bottom, the microwave in the inset & a large pot of ivy on top.  The doors at the bottom hold cleaning supplies & trash bags. Above that is a shelf enclosed on two sides where my three bowls, my paper towels, & my glasses are.  Skip about two inches & draw a three drawer plastic module.  Set my coffee pot on top & file the drawers with silverware & cooking utensils. Right up against this is a plastic five shelf unit that's about 12" square. Put a pot of ivy on top, a toaster & pot holders on the second shelf, a slow cooker on the third shelf, a dust buster & iron on the fourth shelf and some muffin tins & plastic containers on the bottom shelf.  There is another window behind this shelf. Now, draw a wall right up against this shelving unit that sticks out just far enough to be one side of the shower. There is a trash can & full length mirrow against that shower wall & it's about three inches from the shelving unit.
     
    Round the corner of that short wall & there's the shower, backed into the far corner.  The ends of the shower enclosure are unfinished.  Three inches in front of the shower door is a short water heater.  It's on the far wall from where we started & enables one to open the shower door only halfway. Right smack next to it is a sink. There's a window that runs over the water heater & sink.  When I moved in the sink was certainly sinking.  It sat lopsided on that wall & leaned to the front so there was always a puddle of water in it.  I finally bought two white, plastic, tension rods for curtains & used them for front legs on the sink.  Ok, trash can under the sink (no enclosure around it, just pipes coming up the floor with spaces around them.  I stuffed the holes around the spaces with steel wool in hopes of keeping the mice out. About a foot past the sink in that corner are the towel brush holder, plunger, toilet paper.  That brings us to the next long wall.  The toilet sits in that corner snug against the toilet stuff, with two small shelves (not secured very well). Next draw a five drawer wooden (was one white) cabinet which is maybe a little deeper than a foot, but only a foot wide.  It has my make-up kit on top. Trust me when I say this set of drawers (which hold large bottles, over the counter drugs, my underwear & pj's) is SNUG up against the toilet.  If my rear gets any larger I will not fit into the space where the toilet is. Right next to the drawers is a 48" clothes rack.  At first I was only allower 36" inches of clothes, but I expanded.  On the other side of the clothes rack, and again snug up against it, is the refrigerator. Right up to the other side of refrigerator is a four shelf bookstand.  It holds a couple of plastic file drawers, cases & racks for my office supplies, checkbooks, etc.  Right next to that is my big platic craft box of paint, with my recliner sitting in front of it.  About two inches from my recliner is a table that holds my lamp, whatever novel I'm reading, my Bible & a glass full of pens.  The table sits at an angle to match the recliner and on the other side is the head of my bed in that corner.
    My laptop sits on an angled plastic tv tray & is usually stuck in front of the bookshelves.
     
    So, I have a total of four windows, none of which I can leave open because they have no window screens.  Doesn't matter because the windows weren't built in a size that mini-blinds actually fit.  They're about three-fourths of an inch too short, so you don't dare try to raise them or they fall down.
    Back outside on the wooden porch, some of the boards are missing at one end, but that's where my broom, dust pan & mop hang.  Unless the wind blows them down.  It is EXTREMELY windy out here & week before last when it was storming I could feel my house/room moving.  At any rate there's no foundation under this box, but an attempt was made to underpin it with plywood boards.  The rats that live under there have pretty much eaten whole boards out of that.  I almost stepped on a live one by the steps yesterday. I don't know which one of us was the most scared.  About 10 yards from the wall my bed is on, there's an aluminum building, missing one-half of the roof, one end of the building & part of the floor.  It has rusty tire rims & concrete blocks on top of the rest of the roof.  The missing half blew away the night of the storms, after it banged for 24 hours.  All around that little building are scattered plywood pieces & junk which includes to old claw-foot bathtubs with at least one foot broken off each one.  In front of that building is an old rusted flat bed trailer & a rusted swing set.  Not much of a view that way.  If I wanted to sit on the porch & watch the sun set I'd be facing this poor old straggly tree surrounded completely by a cactus.  Jack rabbits hide up in there.  In the far distance I can see the gas wells lit up after dark, but I try not to go out there after dark.  So far, other than the rabbits & the rats, I've seen one snake & a small scorpion (not small enough). I have enough trouble in the day times because I have to carry my can of Raid Spray when I go out to fight the yellowjackets.  I've also found a small dead scorpion in my kitchen area.  I presume he was alive when he came in & I'd apparently stepped on him without noticing because the next time I was headed in that direction he was dead.  And that's good, me having high blood pressure & all.  I spend a lot of time smashing black spiders in here.  That gives me something to do, so I'm not complaining.
     
    Well, I know it's not big, but I wish y'all could stay awhile.  I could use the company,

    Health Warning

    I hope all of you have heard the warnings on the stop-smoking drug, Chantix (sp?).  I know of one guy who used it & actually stopped smoking, but I'm not sure it didn't have an adverse effect on his personality.
     
    Even those the ads promoting the drug are still being aired, the FDA has issued a strong warning that it can cause depression as well as psychotic behavior.  Especially to people who suffer from PTSS (Post traumatic stress syndrome) which automatically brings to mind our veterans.  However, post traumatic stress syndrome does not just affect vets.  Anyone who has experienced a major traumatic event (deaths, suicides, etc.) can also (and usually do) suffer from that.
     
    I don't think they've said how it might act on a person who's stable & normal.  Just be aware of the seriousness of the warning!

    The Innocense Project

    Real perpetrator identified in Texas exoneration - See link to Others' Blogs

    (Posted: June 18, 2008 3:53 pm)

    Innocence Project client Thomas McGowan was freed in April, but today his case is fully closed. Dallas County prosecutors announced last night that the DNA profile that proved McGowan’s innocence also led to the identity of the real perpetrator, a man named Kenneth Wayne Woodson, who is already serving in Texas prison for another crime.
    When told that his DNA profile matched evidence from the 1985 rape, Woodson confessed to committing the crime, prosecutors said. Like many wrongful convictions overturned by DNA testing, McGowan’s conviction not only sent an innocent man to prison but also allowed the perpetrator of a violent crime to evade arrest. Woodson was convicted of a separate rape in 1986 and sentenced to 30 years in prison. If he – and not McGowan – had been apprehended after the 1985 attack, the 1986 rape could have been prevented.

    Woodson was paroled after 20 years, but was convicted of robbing a bank 14 months after his release. He was sent back to serve the remaining 10 years of his sentence. He will not be prosecuted for the 1985 rape, officials said, because the statute of limitations has expired.

    The real perpetrator has been identified in 83 of the 218 DNA exoneration cases to date.

    McGowan, who was officially exonerated last week by the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, said this news brings full closure to his case.

    McGowan said that with all of the publicity surrounding the new information in the case, he sympathizes with the victim. "I'll be praying for her," he said.
    Regarding Woodson, McGowan said: "I feel sorry for the dude. I can't understand what was running through his mind. I'm amazed the dude got caught. I'm just glad the truth is out now."

    Read the full story here. (Associated Press, 06/17/08)

    Quilt of Holes

    From Carol to whom God speaks through visions & dreams.......
     
     As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord along with all the other souls. Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in many piles; an angel sat before each of us sewing our quilt squares together into a tapestry that is our life.

    But as my angel took each piece of cloth off the pile, I noticed how ragged and empty each of my squares was. They were filled with giant holes. Each square was  labeled with a part of my life that had been difficult, the challenges and  temptations I was faced with in every day life. I saw hardships that I  endured, which were the largest holes of all.
    I glanced around me.   Nobody else had such squares. Other than a tiny hole here and there, the other   tapestries were filled with rich color and the bright hues of worldly fortune.   I gazed upon my own life and was disheartened. My angel was sewing the ragged  pieces of cloth together, threadbare and empty, like binding air.  

    Finally the time came when each life was to be displayed, held up to  the light, the scrutiny of truth. The others rose; each in turn, holding up their tapestries. So filled their lives had been. My angel looked upon me, and   nodded for me to rise. My gaze dropped to the ground in shame. I hadn't had all the earthly fortunes. I had love in my life, and laughter. But there had also been trials of illness, and wealth, and false accusations that took from  me my world, as I knew it.  I had to start over many times.  I often struggled with the temptation to quit, only to somehow muster the strength to pick up and begin again. I spent many nights on my knees in prayer, asking for help and guidance in my life. I had often been held up to ridicule, which I endured painfully, each time offering it up to the Father in hopes that I would not melt within my skin beneath the gazes of those who unfairly judged me.

    And now, I had to face the truth. My life was what it was, and I had to accept it. I rose and slowly lifted the   combined squares of my life to the light. An awe-filled gasp filled the air. I gazed around at the others who stared at me with wide eyes.

    Then, I looked upon the tapestry before me. Light flooded the many holes, creating an image, the face of Christ. Then our Lord stood before me, with warmth and love in His eyes.  He said, 'Every time you gave over your life to Me, it became My life, My hardships, and My struggles. Each point of light in your life is when you stepped aside and let Me shine through, until there was more of Me than there was of you.

    May all our quilts be threadbare and worn, allowing Christ to shine through!  

    God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away!   

    We're No Longer Spring Chickens

     
    1. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
    2. You don't care where your spouse goes, so long as you don't have to go along
    3. Getting lucky means finding your care in the parking lot
    4. All nighter means not having to get up to go pee
     
     
    1. Sag, You're It
    2. Hide & Go Pee
    3. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
    4. Kick the Bucket
    5. Musical Recliners
    6. 20 Questions Shouted Into My Good Ear 
    7. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
    8. Simon Says Something Incoherent

    Ponder This

    Ponder These:
     
    1. God grades on rhe Cross, not the curve
     
    2. If God is your co-pilot - Switch seats!
     
    3. Don't let your troubles get you down; Moses started out as a basket casel
     
    4. Remember: 1 cross`+ 3 nails = 4 given

    Old Is When

    By My Sister:
     
    1. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
     
    2. You don't care where your spouse goes, so longong as you don't have to go along
     
    3. Getting lucky means finding your care in the parking lot
     
    4. All nighter means not having to get up to go pee

    Facts

    From David Cashden:
     
     
    Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
    A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
    One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
    My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
    The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
    The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.


    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.


    I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
    Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
    Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

    The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

    I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!



    The Time Has Come

    So, okay.  The time has come for me to give up this pathetic addiction.  I've tried to do it "cold turkey" before & never got through the first day.  I've heard it said that stopping cigarettes was much harder than kicking heroin.  Super. But hundreds & hundreds have managed to stop smoking, so I've got to try once more & be successful this time.  My mother cut back until she was off of them completely, but no matter what she used to say, I am NOT as stubborn & bull-headed as she was!
     
    I started off last week by smoking no more than one pack per day, instead of the usual two.  I also spent the week repeating over & over to myself  that cigarettes were really NOT my friend, regardless of how I'd viewed them in the past.
     
    At any rate, last week & so far this week, I've managed to keep it down to one pack or less.  Next week I'm going to be more observant & see if I can keep it under a pack every day, not just once or twice, but every day.  That's my goal for next week.
     
    Keep praying for me.